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Anything interesting would be something worth trying.

2009-04-24T19:29:00.001-07:00

So my blog is back at www.doode.in . Check it out.

Voted!

2009-04-16T21:23:00.001-07:00

I casted my vote. Its my 3rd vote ever. I am not politically inclined to a group nor I don't know too much about the candidates. When I was younger I used to think that one should vote for the candidate by looking at his or her personal profile and personality, not judging him by the party. And now I feel that however good the person is, ultimately its the group he is from or the party he is from that is taking the decisions. Like they say, being a part of an alliance hinders our freedom to take a decision, so its not all upto the person whom we vote the decisions are upto. So I voted for the party that I felt is the best among the lot. Though I am not saying whom I voted for let me tell you that I don't believe in Communism. I believe communism is a good idea from a humanitarian point of view, but I also believe that it goes against one of the basic laws of nature - 'Survival of the Fittest', and hence tooo impractical.

First Day, first show.

2009-04-15T12:54:00.000-07:00

1st day at the new office. Unlike I had thought, there is a smoking zone in the building. The work atmosphere is nice, everyone seems friendly and the Rs.1.50 that we are supposed to pay for tea at the office goes to charity. Nice. There is nothing more that I can say about the new office as of now since what I did there today was nothing more than introducing myself to new colleagues, going through the company website and chatting a little bit. I hope every changes and whatever that is happening is for a better today and tomorrow. :) , like how a sexy damsel asked me for a lift on the bike all because of me being 30 minutes late to go somewhere in the morning.

2009-04-13T10:27:00.000-07:00

Good bye to hot drinks from today. I had my last peg of brandy yesterday at Jessal’s place which I drank making faces. Even the last few times I had some, I found it hard to drink it unlike earlier days. Not sure what had happened, and one of my friends said its because there is some bad fat in my body thats giving me this feeling. However, I want to look at it as a sign from somewhere, or from my own body, asking me to stop taking hot drinks and stop drinking from now on. So here I am going to be a Beer boy or Beer man from today. Good bye brandies, whiskey, rums and chaarayams. My pals, for the next party, get a couple of beer bottles for me :).

Back to blogspot for a while.

2009-04-09T07:49:00.000-07:00

My Blog at www.dudeaboard.co.cc exceeded its allowed bandwidth and its not available to view now, so I am writing back here.

I am changing jobs. Actually, Its the same job but a different company. I am supposed to join the new office this wednesday the 15th. I am not sure how I will find the new workplace, but one thing I am sure of is that, I will be cutting down on the cigarettes since I didnt see any smoking zones in the new office building since the govt. has asked all the office building owners not to allow a smoking zone. Lets hope every change is for a better and brighter future. Wish me luck.

Nano is in Town.

2009-04-03T08:15:00.000-07:00

The much awaited Tata Nano is in town. I stopped by Concorde Motors to take a look at Tata’s Rs.1 Lakh baby. For a car that costs a lakh Nano is one hell of a car. With its cute looks, the car looks like a high school girl in her uniform. And the interiors, much bigger than a Maruti 800. I looked back from the driver’s seat and for a moment I thought I was sitting inside a Hyundai Santro. Hats off to you Tata. The guy at the showroom said more than 100 people have booked the car from that showroom. The only complaint that I heard from others around was that if a truck comes and hit the car on its face, we may die, as if no one is gonna die if a truck hits other cars head-on. :)

Anything interesting would be something worth trying.

2008-11-12T18:25:00.000-08:00

So I moved my blog to my own domain http://www.dudeaboard.co.cc . Just wanted to know how the whole domain things work.

FUNNY, SILLY, AMUSING QUOTES, SAYINGS.

2008-02-10T07:55:00.000-08:00

World has always had people thinking things in all the ways they can. About 70% of us think about a thing like how 70% of people think. The other 30% see things which the other 70% don't see, and they say that. Thats when a funny, amusing quote is born . And about 2% of those people happened to be famous guy and gals and when they said things, the entire world heard it. It comes up in the internet. These are some funny, amusing, silly quotes which i`ve read from the internet/books and really liked and which I read over n over and laughed over and over. i dont remember exactly who said what, but for those i remember i`ve mentioned the names. Read ahead..(not in a particular order.. Thanks for coming by:))

On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. - Billy Crystal.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

WOODY ALLEN QUOTES
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work…I want to achieve it through not dying.

On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. woo

JERRY SEINFELD QUOTES.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

You can measure distance by time. "How far away is it?" "Oh about 20 minutes." But it doesn't work the other way. "When do you get off work?" "Around 3 miles."

I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

STEVEN WRIGHT QUOTES.

I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure

OSHO, on the word 'F * *K'

2008-02-01T08:19:00.000-08:00

Hi,
The other day I happend to listen to an audio file on one of my friends cellphone. And that 5 minutes file made me realise that theres a helluva lot of amazing facts about a helluva lot of things in this world that a helluva lot of people including me dont notice. The one I heard was of a discourse by Osho. (For late comers, Osho is an Indian Spiritual Leader who is dead, but still alive in the heart of thousands of controversies regarding his Ashram he had set up at Oregon, USA and some practices which he and disciples used to practise). I`m not going into his details, but what he said in this discourse is hillarious. 5 minutes long file, 5 minutes of enlightment. Just like he brought light into the world of the thousands of like-minded sanyasins, he bought light into the world of the word 'Fuck'. Excerts :

BELOVED MASTER,
I FEEL SHOCKED WHEN YOU USE THE WORD 'FUCK'. WHAT TO DO?

Sargamo, it is one of the most beautiful words.
The English language should be proud of it.
I don't think any other language has such a beautiful word.
One Tom from California has done some great research on it.
I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.
He says: One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'.
It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck).
It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
Aggression: Fuck you!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.
Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
Request: Get the fuck out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really fucked. And it is very healthy too.

If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra "Fuck you!" five times -- it clears the throat.
That's how I keep my throat clear!
Enough for today.